Hilarious: Lego Darth Vader Canteen Incident:
Clerk: “You’ll need a tray”
Vader: “Do you know who I am?”
Clerk: “Do you know who I am?”
Vader: “This is not a game of who the fuck are you, for I am Vader. Darth Vader. Lord Vader. I can kill you with a single thought”
Clerk: “Yea, but you’ll still need a tray”
(via Bert via IM)